The dark black boxers are meant for intense situations. Theoretically speaking, if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the NHL all-star game, you absolutely have to be swass free. With ultra-soft MicroModal material creating a bonafide concealed carry pouch for your glock, saving the world will come hand in hand with a moisture-wicked, uber-comforted grundle.
Why choose Men's Pouch Underwear from Shinesty?
Choosing to wear regular men’s underwear instead of Ball Hammocks™ ball support underwear is like choosing to adopt a "domesticated" white tiger instead of a miniature GoldenDoodle. It sounds like it'll probably be fine, but it's actually kind of dangerous. Think about Ball Hammock Underwear like this: You wouldn't toss fresh eggs in your shopping cart without an egg carton, all willy nilly. You wouldn't carry a pair of bulging water balloons loose in your pocket with a set of keys, would you? Of course not. So why would you put your delicate happy sack in anything other than men's underwear with a ball pouch? Your sack will giggle with delight when you place them in their very own hammock pouch, far away from the sweaty magnetic pull of your upper thigh and safely out of harm's way. Besides keeping your love spuds cool by cradling them in a moisture-wicking MicroModal Ball Hammock pouch, these pouch underwear do even more. They enhance the look of your package by keeping your meat and taters all on the same plate. We like to call it, “bulge enhancing technology.” Common reactions from lucky spectators include comments like, "Wow, what size shoe did you say you wear?" and stunned silence.
Moisture Wicking Underwear to stop the SWASS
Moisture wicking underwear for men: man’s most powerful weapon. Ball Hammocks’ MicroModal material is moisture wicking, which means that your ass sweat won't hang out in your most intimate nooks and crannies. Nope, these men’s moisture wicking underwear work like magic to help release trapped heat and keep you cool and dry all day long.
Chill Out in Men's Breathable Underwear
News flash: you should wear breathable underwear. Do I really need to explain why MicroModal breathable men’s underwear is better than constricting cotton? You wouldn't leave a dog in a hot car, would you? Then why would you subject your boys to stuffy cotton? These are the breathable underwear for men you've been waiting for.
Men's Support Underwear: Cradle your Balls with Pouch Boxers
Imagine what it would feel like to have your ‘nads cradled on the wings of an angel...now buy some men's support underwear. They're called Ball Hammock pouch underwear. You deserve support. Underwear like these give you just that. The built-in pouch creates a contoured construction providing testicular support. Scrotal support underwear like these are the future. You will thank us later.
Size up in Men’s Bulge Enhancing Underwear
Did we mention Ball Hammocks are bulge enhancing? You heard that correctly. Once you put your junk in these hammock underwear, the bulge enhancing magic kicks in and voila: your junk has grown bigger than the Grinch's heart. Any package size benefits from this bulge enhancing underwear.
Ball Hammock Underwear, definitely the most comfortable underwear on earth
Calling our underwear with a men’s underwear pouch the most comfortable underwear on earth is almost as bold a claim as when Charlie Sheen said he was #winning. We don't shy away from boldness, because even though there are tons of men's sexy underwear competing in the men's underwear Olympics, our pouch underwear for men takes home the gold in every category. We're talking best in class for ball support, most effective moisture-wicking underwear, and the MicroModal fabric is guaranteed to be the second softest place you put your junk all day long. With accolades like that to let you know you've chosen the best of the best in men's funny boxers, you can relax and get back to dating porn stars and raising awareness on sexual health. Guess you could say that's #winning after all.
